Monday, October 17, 2011

A series of unfortunate events...

As narrated by sigourney weaver:

(H.S musical plays on penelope's radio)

Squeak: oh! This is like the finale of the first high school musical! Well more like the des du mal.

(I slowly turn to him and judge then die laughing)

CUT TO: a montage of us trying to google how to spell des du mal... Unsuccessfully.

Me: ok now repeat what you said so I can tweet it.

CUT TO: another Jesus sign

Squeak: look to Jesus.

(a trailer tire explodes loudly. Squeak handles it like a pro. A couple awkward moments later there is a fart noise)

Lea: I didn't just fart

Squeak: thanks for the honesty

CUT TO: a large building that reads "FAG"

Squeak: I'm gonna die here! Oh fazoli's!

Lea: meh I'd be ok going down like that.


This is where we're at.

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